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thejamesboyle: lanadelcuntflap: I swear this is me as fuck THIS. IS. ME. THIS IS THE PRECISE-EST OF THE PRECISE. Lol
I reblog this everytime I see it on my dash
You guys know what I love? When I get shit for stupid ships and porn I draw cause people like bouncing on the sticks up their ass. But then you see basically nothing on something that is actually fucking offensive and disrespectful as fuck. You might
a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back
tastefullyoffensive: Me as a dog owner. (via spaghemily)
Well this is a great fucking start to this day. My pledge brother is bailing out on pledge master with me so now I have to do it with someone I don’t trust and dont have faith in unless I can (which I probably can) convince then he’s all a
kitten-pout:See? This is how you should handle mentally unwell submissives. Sir’s only been my dom for about a week so far, so he doesn’t know me too well. He still managed to one, show he’s sympathetic, two, gives a gentle suggestion as to how
fucked-up-lemon-drops: xekstrin: Doing something fandom-related with your friend who isn’t in the fandom with you THIS IS SO ACCURATE THO
margotrobbiesbf: This is it. This is how I die. Lack of attention.
fr0g-princ3: doomed-prince: This is how to friendship i’m always super happy when i see this get more notes because this was honestly just a picture for a really close friend of mine and i didn’t expect to see it get so many notes
saraisolala: cheeziesart: cheeziesart: Artist problems: why I don’t draw in public this is it. this is how my face will be remembered on tumblr. I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DID THIS
anglflw: homophobic: uropyia: catsecretary: this is so funny wtf JESUS Person filming: “Ralph, did you eat my tater tots?” Dog: *opens up mouth and tater tots fall out* Person filming: “…Keep ‘em.” My mom’s dog does this, but usually
playing-f0r-keeps: This is my favorite vine literally ever.
mudblood228: quinoaok: friend: “ugh sorry my room is so messy this is embarrassing” “dude I actually cleaned up a little bit for you”
edwardspoonhands: drowningz: grapes-of-plath: epitomeofnerd: theendofaspark: this is never going to not be funny Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever Bless you, Chris Pratt This is the hardest I’ve laughed
skellydun: me every december: i hope christmas feels like christmas this year me this december: is it really december? where’s the snow? christmas?? what happened to november? ? is time even real
nanidiom: pendejx: This is too real… If this ain’t me
tamagohime: me: *exists*me: this is too much
werewolfmali: this is me on all accounts
bat-nerut: ramjoonie: This guy’s my spirit animal cr. 😂 My bae After pausing it, there is no longer a doubt in my mind that this is me.
purrrrridot: browningtons: I tried to clock out of work and this is all the computer did. me
cosplaymutt: pubcub: constantlyabnormal: My theme song. This is the song me soul heart sings My anthem holy shit
dickory-hickory-dock: surprisebitch: now this is true friendship tru love
forhidden: this is me
popcultureprodigy: This is the timeline expressions of my day to day life decisions
vahnitr: this is a good show
effington: Me: this is my time to shine *fucks up immediately*
nobraska: this is me
jaclcfrost: [said while barely holding back tears] honestly this is fine and i am completely unaffected right now, currently, as we speak
doubledamnit: ironinomicon: look at my face you think this is a fucking game
fivepipsandflowers: This is me and my relationship with bread.
pungent-petrichor: mockingjaysinmyhead: gordacrybaby: bepeu: you ever been so stressed that youre calm this is my constant state my chill is fake “How are you so calm?!”“I’ve passed beyond stressed, beyond hysteria, into the grey misty
sadkuthi: it makes me so uncomfortable when people ask me “where do you see yourself in [x] years” like……..i see myself cold in the ground my guy but thats not the answer u want to hear so this is an awkward predicament we’re in huh
screams-geometrically: theoppositeofsane: youngblackandvegan: kyleehenke: I cannot be stopped this is the most important video i’ve ever seen This is a spiritual experience. I want this as my ringtone
slimetony: this is me but instead of mny dick i like to overshare my emotions
introvertunites: Yes, this is me!
buckybarneswintersoldier: the-stonedsoldier: “do you have a boyfriend yet?” “when are you gonna get a job?” “what are you gonna do with your life?” Yep. This is me. Sebastian is me.
non-binaryroot: me: I fucking hate myself, I’m a piece of shit fictional character: *reminds me of me in a lot of ways* me: THIS CHARACTER IS PRECIOUS AND I WILL DEFEND THEM WITH MY LIFE
prairieblooms: im proud to say that this image is just as unintelligible as any given post about one of my ocs!
frosted-pumpkins: jaspers-biceps: jaspers-biceps: sitting in a starbucks n daydreaming about a fictional character is totally normal right this is like five days late but the replies on this r so sweet ilu guys i write porn in starbucks
marissa-is-bored: hellyeahthomassanders: It’s Always Me 🚶 by Thomas Sanders This is me I can’t handle this
booplebuns: prpls-drpls: 17: Draw My Ocs This is how it freaking feels … 100% accurate
daikoku-ten: castiels-celestiel-dick: polyglotplatypus: Just because they’re family doesn’t mean they’re right. This was family as well I do t usually post colour but this is a problem I have definitely.
nickamaro: “stop making jokes this is serious!”
thatsthat24: pistachiolyon: thomas-sanders-with-vine: Nighttime Struggles 🌙 THIS IS LITERALLY ME RIGHT NOW! This is also quite literally me right now.
purple-ocity: juelzsantanabandana: *slaps football out my teenagers hands* no child of mine is being a jock in this house this is a goth family “Mom you just don’t underst–” “That’s much better, thank you.”
asculan:i know i say that everything is me but this really is me
jannesinjrv: internets-bests: enter–the–voidd: qualitees: only1600kids: I NEED THIS I found it! My life is COMPLETE I need this! Okay but there is also a FUCK TRUMP one I am dead I have reblogged this so many times but now theres a fuck
themoufofthesouth: angel-baez: this is way too fucking relatable Is this intended for kids or mentally disturbed young adults?
thecringeandwincefactory: nentuaby: original: https://twitter.com/Manda_like_wine/status/977299937963765761 My god this is applicable to so many situations: this is in no way a WE situation.
the4thvillain: inspired by this post made by @unicagem disclaimer: this is not a crit post, it’s just me being a hipster yet again
pactmagic: somewhat-honest-abe: brainshart: John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon I love how he gave this bit at an autism benefit because it is also a heavy Autism Mood™ This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen.
mookie-is-mindless-for-girls: ibambinasensei: pearlmarley: This is the official “I live for drama” gif. This is me as fuck when it ain’t my drama ME ASF😂😂😂
this whiskey and ginger ale is strong as fuck, so i think i’m gonna play the sims or craft. haven’t decided yet. ~wild monday night~
Has anyone else gotten this message? I reported it as spam but this is suspicious as fuck
delirious-comfort: quiet-savior: ladyofthedarkside: mustymouse: i-hate-the-beach: girls this is important as fuck I will never not reblog this. Nothing is more important than this. Remember it always. this needs to be signal boosted for all to
astronomifier: Favorite Gem: garnetFavorite Fusion: garnetOtp: Garnetfavorite episode: the one where garnet is back togetherFavorite song: stronger than you (starring garnet)Favorite line: this is garnet, back togetherFavorite Human: human garnet frome
literallyaflame: walrusofdoom: I dont understand artists who have bad handwriting, just like draw yourself some better writing. fuck you so what if I write like a drunk doctor on a rollercoaster I don’t have the time to work on my handwriting I
🆕️ Jan Rijkaard simp
crystalwitches: tbh…….if garnet pulled that ‘for me’ shit on me, not only would i stay at the temple for her, i would chain myself to the temple, i would give her all my money, i would offer my soul to the devil himself for garnet